Sparky Guzman

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Hi, my name is Sparky Guzman.

I speak 5 languages, although I speak none of them fluently. My friends tell me I am smart, but they are lying. I do not know why they lie to me, I am also a sociopath and do not need to be lied to.

I am, technically, a moron. Sometimes I am compared to Forrest Gump. The comparison is not fair, either to Mr. Gump or to myself. We are different people. For example, I have long hair and Mr. Gump has short hair. I am a real person, Mr. Gump is a fictional character. We are alike in certain ways. I have been to Southeast Asia and I sometimes wish God would crush all my neighbors so I could have a successful shrimp boat, but the similarity with Mr. Gump ends there.

My ability to venture into the world is very limited. This is not by choice. I try to leave, but I forget where I am going a lot. So it is better if I spend most of my time here.

I like shopping online. Apartment shopping is very enjoyable. I can close my eyes and picture the apartments as shoeboxes that I get to put Linkin Logs or Lego people in. I especially like Craigslist. I also apply for jobs that look within my abilities. I am an excellent speller, for example.

I do get confused from time to time and I have to ask questions. My medical conditions frequently require special accommodations.

I can read and write computer code. This includes HTML, PHP, Ruby, ASP, ASP.net, CSS, Javascript, SQL (T and P), VB, Java, Python, PERL, COBOL, RPG, FORTRAN, BASIC, C, C++, Obj C; to name a few. I do have trouble putting any code in meaningful order.

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